The Splenetic Purlieu

berubetto-naito: City Foxes in front of Kallio Cathedral in...

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 22:04:59 -0600

berubetto-naito:

City Foxes in front of Kallio Cathedral in Helsinki Finland

© Markus Kartano

mangocats: mishasminions: LES MISERABLES VALENTINES But omg...

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 00:14:04 -0600

mangocats:

mishasminions:

LES MISERABLES VALENTINES

But omg Eddie.

ashqtara: personaltonks: hiddlespeare: 221books: professorfon...

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 00:09:21 -0600

ashqtara:

personaltonks:

hiddlespeare:

221books:

professorfonz:

amygloriouspond:

Love is a Many-Splintered Thing.

ELIZA CUMBERBOTTOM! asdgdgerhtrgn

AND AND… the Full Monty guys have A SKULL, A MAGNIFYING GLASS and A RED APPLE! Coincidence? I think not.

Is one of them wearing a deerstalker?

Are that Churchill, Shakespeare, Sherlock Holmes and Newton doing the full monty? Kill me now! xD

joansing: REMINDER THIS HAPPENED BEFORE THE SAID...

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 00:08:47 -0600

joansing:

REMINDER THIS HAPPENED BEFORE THE SAID DEDUCTIONS:

REMINDER THIS IS JIM’S FACE AFTER:

hippity-hoppity-brigade: theshoutingendoflife: piratefaafy: ...

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 23:55:11 -0600

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

theshoutingendoflife:

piratefaafy:

elevensies-:

they said it couldn’t be done

venn piagram

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VISUAL PUN TO HAVE EVER BEEN POSTED ON THE INTERNET.

WHAT IS HAPPENING

bennysurethra: dudeufugly: MYSTERY SOLVED! LAUGHING SO HARD

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 12:27:59 -0600

bennysurethra:

dudeufugly:

MYSTERY SOLVED!

LAUGHING SO HARD

Photo

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 12:27:24 -0600

flaming-ducks: thepleasureprinciple: Welp. I HAVE BEEN...

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 12:20:13 -0600

flaming-ducks:

thepleasureprinciple:

Welp.

I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS. FUCKING LISTEN!!

kasienkanikki: she-hasnoideatheeffectshecanhave: witch-breed: ...

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 00:53:47 -0600

kasienkanikki:

she-hasnoideatheeffectshecanhave:

witch-breed:

sarah-avoids-real-life:

harperhug:

abbehtron:

#it’s funny because they’re both the most powerful wizards in the world

They’re also both over.

TOO SOON.

GO SIT IN A CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID

you filthy muggle

searchingforknowledge: toadelevatingmoment: But Confucius has...

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 00:50:53 -0600

searchingforknowledge:

toadelevatingmoment:

But Confucius has answered them with the final whistle, it’s all over. Germany, having trounced England’s famous midfield trio of Bentham, Locke and Hobbes in the semi-final, have been beaten by the odd goal.

LOLZZZZ

paintdoktahwho: happy birthday moffat

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 11:57:17 -0600

paintdoktahwho:

happy birthday moffat

liberalsarecool: Republicans love guns as much as they love...

Mon, 24 Dec 2012 16:30:06 -0600

liberalsarecool:

Republicans love guns as much as they love creating debt.

The sun and the moon, the day and night… but why do they hurt?

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 13:26:45 -0600

The sun and the moon, the day and night… but why do they hurt?

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Thu, 20 Dec 2012 13:12:31 -0600

mydrunkkitchen: Hey girl, I like your stockings. xo

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 22:52:00 -0600

mydrunkkitchen:

Hey girl, I like your stockings. xo

eddeha: tseecka: samandriel: dajo42: “Can I touch your butt”...

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 14:12:33 -0600

eddeha:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference.

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

c-a-n i t-o-u-c-h y-o-u-r b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

c-a-n a-i t-u-ch y-o-r b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

Will you marry me?

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Tue, 18 Dec 2012 14:09:16 -0600

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Tue, 18 Dec 2012 14:08:42 -0600

ivchan: wohre: wtf is up with chile look at it that’s no way to run a country that’s not a...

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 14:05:56 -0600

ivchan:

wohre:

wtf is up with chile look at it

that’s no way to run a country

that’s not a country that’s a conga line

popgothecrackers: randomactsofchaos: Jim Morin/Miami Herald...

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 14:05:29 -0600

popgothecrackers:

randomactsofchaos:

Jim Morin/Miami Herald (12/07/2012)

Guess the Republicans really don’t have any ideas.